<:: Service number: 40693 - 908 - 5406 ::>
<:: Passcode input: ********* ::>
<:: User credentials verified. ::>
<:: Welcome back, ONI.5406. ::>
<:: Accessing: UNSC.60432. ::>
<:: Access level: 1 ::>
<:: Access granted. ::>
<:: The only known image of Frederick O'Connor. ::>
<:: Showing: General Information ::>
<:: Name: Frederick O'Connor ::>
<:: Service Number: 60432 ::>
<:: Blood Type: A ::>
<:: Place of Birth: Tokan, Reach ::>
<:: Ancestry: Hungarian, Scottish ::>
<:: Criminal Charges: Methadone sale, methadone usage, selling tobacco products to minors, selling firearms to minors, assault, battery, arson, disorderly conduct. ::>
An audio log begins playing. The man speaking seems a bit "out of it", either intoxicated or high, but you can make out most of the words. You type out the following for your official report, trying to quote the man in the audio log down to the letter.
"Mah maw was mostly ay Scottish descent an' mah faither was half - ur was it a quarter - Hungarian.
Ah was born oan Reach in a wee village, s'pose it coods be classified as a toon, near th' capital ay mah region. I'll be honest - Ah got intae a guid bit ay trooble while oan Reach, mainly due tae boredom. if ye bide in a wee, puir village, yoo're gonna be fed up. simple as 'at. At abit 18 ur 19 - mebbe 27, Ah dornt min' - Ah started takin' meth an' got extremely intae kergo, mostly scotch. still an jakey tae thes day, an' prood ay it. Ah joined th' army coz Ah was fed up. nane ay 'at "purpose in life" naf 'at oni's propaganda bit uses in recruitment advertisements - that's bludy naf. In mah first year, Ah got shipped up tae a body ay those fancy..starships. unsc defiance, was it? yeah. believe aam standin' 'aur noo, thocht Ah dunno - bit roarin' fu' the-day. Weel. anyways. Ah ended up, eh, wherever Ah am - did Ah explain 'at bit awreddy? aam tint, hauld oan. But yeah. efter Ah got deployed tae thes shithole, Ah started fightin' innies doon oan th' planit belaw. bin floatin' abune thes damned planit fur years, an' it's gettin' auld - wish Ah got tae spend time wi' those army pricks oan th' grin at their fancy wee firebase. Weel. that's aw Ah can min'. can Ah gang noo?"